Fresh, Orange Hell

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Dear diary,

Oh, what fresh hell is this? In an obscene attempt at humor, today she has dressed me in orange with an orange bib, and is now trying to force me to eat orange food from an orange spoon.

Having just resigned myself to the pears, I am aghast that she is attempting this, and fully intend to file a formal complaint with the management of this establishment.

Until tomorrow,
Finn

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