Stuff keeps coming out of my nose today. At first I thought it was funny and kept reaching up to smear it around and at with it. Now it just makes me mad. Every time I sneeze mama says “ewwww” and viciously attacks my face. I have been accosted more times today than I feel was strictly necessary.
Furthermore, I don’t want to play. I don’t want to do anything but snuggle with mama and daddy or sleep. Oh, but playing with kitty was also fun. For a second.
Mama says I’m sick. I don’t know if I should feel insulted. She says my cough is barky, but I don’t think it sounds anything like my doggies.
Whatever is happening, I hope it stops soon because it makes it hard for me to be my cheery self, and daddy says I look like one of Santa’s elves with my rosy cheeks. Silly daddy. I’m already too big to be an elf.